Dogs and Hoops

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An odd day really. I'm thinking of moving soon, so I asked my landlord to confirm my terms of notice, my deposit conditions, and whether my payments are up to date - which they are. Then I get a phone message saying they have a potential tenant and can they come around to view the house! Whoa, hold on there! I still have 26 windows to strip & paint!

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Get your motor runnin'
Head out on the highway
Lookin' for adventure
And whatever comes our way

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Think I have work in September - onwards and upwards.

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Can you teach an old dog new tricks? I think not, on todays evidence. I'll stroke it for a while, pat it's head and tell it 'you're a good boy', but if it continues to mope around, I'll have to take it outside ... it's not like I'm asking it to jump through hoops - I'm just asking it to acknowledge that the hoops exist! • Worst sentences - any starting with "The thing is..." Just lazy • Best sentences - any starting with "Dad," • Rain. It gives us life. Then it tips down and denies life to us. • "Ice Cream for Crows", "Bat Chain Puller" - How. Why. Because. Why not. •

HOMAGE À DUBSON

(get the phrase, stick it through a translator, and post.
Dunno why, seems to work)

Bien sûr que je suis adulte • pardon? • Que dis-tu? Pourquoi ne parlez-vous toujours dans le code? • Ainsi puis-je faire, papa? Puis-je? •